(This is the story of a boy, and his remarkable journey that required no sleep at all)
Insomnia is like that friend that always wants to interrupt you when you're reading a book, or watching a movie.
Replace insomnia with telekinesis and I'd be ok with it.
Insomnia and I are at a disagreement right now. So he decided to get even by keeping me awake.
Insomnia and I are having a staring contest. What's the point. As soon as I fall asleep, he'll wake me up again.
Insomnia and I are playing checkers. Even if I win this game, he still has me in checkmate. Well played sir, well played.
Insomnia hacked my computer and now it's playing THIS over and over: //tinyurl.com/yg5zda4
Who needs coffee when I have my friend Insomnia?
Insomnia is the only guy I know that rings your doorbell when you're ready to sleep.
I've blocked Insomnia on Facebook, Twitter and MySpace but he's still in my head. How does he do that?
Insomnia vs. Sleep is like Kryptonite vs. Superman.
I'd like to dedicate the chorus of J Holiday's "Suffocate" to my friend Insomnia. Just replace breathe and love with sleep.
Round 2! Insomnia vs. Sleeping Pill. Who wins? Cause Insomnia beat sleep back in Round 1 by a landslide.
Round 3! Insomnia vs. Counting Sheep!
The sheep did baaaad.
What would Jesus do?
I wish Insomnia was like Steve Urkel. So when I pester him to go home, he'd just be like "I don't have to take this! I'm going home!"
(Day 82 con't)
I don't even think Insomnia has a home honestly. He's more like a traveling salesman .that decides to stay the night.
Insomnia: Showing up at my doors uninvited since '98!
Magic 8 ball says: Day 89
See we had Insomnia as kids too. We just didn't call it that. We called it: "I'm staying up late cause I'm a big kid now!"
What we call Insomnia, Batman calls getting to creep around at night.
It's not Insomnia guys. Voldemort is just working of a special breed of Dementors called Sleep Eaters.
Now there are some benefits from Insomnia. If you go to sleep, this might happen to you. Exhibit Z: //tinyurl.com/2fmvz4a
(Day 98 con't)
Did anyone get the Exhibit Z joke? Cause cause the letter Z usually signifies sleep, haha. No?