There are certain times in a person's life where they can pause and rejoice for a moment. This is one of them. It's the time where you go to your ex's facebook (even though you guys aren't friends, but whatever) and decide to stare at their profile picture. Finally, you see something that they are proud of. A picture of your ex with their new boyfriend/girlfriend; both, drunk and fat.

 

It's a very exciting thing to see that, even though you are sad and lonely, you still look better and younger than your former lover. Is it weird to call them that? Anyway, their profile pictures are going to show up as the following:

 

1. A picture of your ex with their new guy/girl. It's something from Summer taken at the shore. In the picture, both are dressed up to go to a restaurant. They look tan, happy, and chubby.

 

2. College starts back up and your ex decides to show how much fun they're having. A drunk picture! This is a must because they want their friends to see that they have friends at school. So they post a picture of them with their friend. They're both drunk and very happy. Except for the fact that your ex is trying to hide their fat with a slightly large shirt.

 

3. Your ex and their new boyfriend/girlfriend go to the same school, but this doesn't mean things are going to work. Most likely their loved one will see that there is business to take care of ALL OVER campus. They break up. The next picture is a sober one, but it shows that partying packs on the pounds. YESSSSSSS.

 

4. Back to partying some more! This time we have a picture of your ex passed out on a toilet. Sadly, their days of being fat, ugly and stupid have come to this. Next, they'll end up getting pregnant or dropping out of school.

 

So what's the point in being sad? You look good and there are so many people to hook up with at college. Stop looking at pictures of your fat, ugly whore of an ex and go celebrate! You have won at the game of life once again.