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#1:The Coach From the Stands
“Choke up on that bat!-
“Set a better pick!-
“Aw, hell, we'll have to ‘talk' about that one when we get home, won't we, son? This pussy league may not keep score because you're only six, but you and I both know damn well that you're losing 22-3. We'll see if you're a little hungrier for a win when I don't let you eat for the next four days.-
#2:The Creepy Coach
Within a year or two, he won't even be allowed within 200 yards of a school or park, so he needs to get all of his coaching done now. Sure, parents will wonder why a 35-year-old bachelor wants to coach the girls' swim team, but maybe he's just passionate about the backstroke.
His coaching methods may seem a bit unconventional at first, but it's like they always say: the team that showers together in front of the coach wins together in front of the coach. (No one has actually ever said that, but it sounds convincing, right?)
#3:The Eastern European Coach
Well, winning and mustaches.
Often overheard saying: “Lots of good athlete begin first steroid cycle on ninth birthday! Bend over!-