Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105%: Issue One Hundred and Thirty Seven
September 22, 2010
The perfect amount to shake a stick at
This tear-free shampoo works great, but I still really miss my dead parents.
The best way to hide an erection is to stand next to someone with a bigger erection.
Native Americans discovered America before everyone else. Does that make them the first hipsters?
When I get on stage it's like I take on a whole new persona. It's amazing how one second I'm just a regular, "Average Joe" and the next I'm "guy getting wailed on by security for interrupting Ms. Morissette's performance."
I saw a vagrant checking Facebook at the library the other day. It was so sad seeing him get an error message every time he clicked "home."
I Read A Book About Mongolian Literature
It was ok, I guess. It had its prose and Khans.
Complaint or compliment?
“You’ve turned this orgy into one giant clusterfuck.”
If you get home and your roommate has put a sock on the doorknob, do not go inside. It means he's not wearing a sock. Gross.
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