• Dude you should really go to this party.
  • Nah I’m, well maybe, I don’t know.
  • Like I don’t want to pressure you or anything, but it’ll be fun.
  • Yeah, I know.
  • No peer pressure or anything.
  • Clearly, but that’s not a concern, I have a history of defeating peer pressure.
  • Oh, cool man, that’s something you can talk about at the party if you decide to go.
  • Do you want me to go?
  • I mean, it’s really up to you dude.
  • Is it?
  • Of course, you can do what you want, you don’t have to drink or anything.
  • I know, I have the will to choose.
  • But if you do decide to drink I got you covered.
  • Do you?  Oh you do because you’ve got your own shot-glass in your shirt pocket.
  • You like it?
  • How could I not?  The sleek structure, the beauty—
  • Yeah and it only cost like 5 bucks.
  • Which airport?
  • Denver.  There were like so many options.
  • There were?  You chose the one with an airplane on it?
  • That’s not the point.
  • What is?
  • You’re coming to the party.
  • I thought you said I didn’t have to.
  • Yeah but I assumed you’d want to.
  • I have self-respect.
  • I said you didn’t have to drink.
  • I also like to have fun…. You see how I’m at odds with this decision?
  • Okay let’s go.
  • You really need me to go?
  • I’d like you to…
  • Because you’re afraid to be by yourself, to be your own man, is that it?
  • You’re my designated driver.
  • What if I drink.
  • You never drink.
  • Okay I’ll go.