Its official!  Portions of the health care reform bill went into effect on September 23 . There are so many ridiculously awesome things that I can do now that I couldn't do before.  Like:

  • Downhill sewer kayaking
  • Start roof jumping again.
  • Try to fight all of the animals down at the petting zoo.
  • Baby sheep boxing. (this ones not really dangerous…..but it is awesome!)
  • Start Napboarding.  (similar to sleepskating…involves lots of NyQuil and red bull)
  • Furby smuggling (please don't ask why this is dangerous…..I'd rather not say..)
  • Try to fight all the animals at the petting zoo while blindfolded.  (the animals are blindfolded…..not me.)
  • Siphon and resell gasoline.  (the tricky part is getting paid before you pass out.)
  • High speed Moon Shoe Treadmill racing.
  • No longer get denied coverage for a pre-existing condition.
  • Dolphin Boarding  (ya screw a skateboard to the bottom of a dolphin…the hard part is stopping)
  • Eat only tacos and chocolate milk for a week straight.  (Finally we can combine milk sale Mondays and taco Tuesdays!!!!!)
  • Eat hard shell tacos without warming up the shells first. 
  • Start an organic porcupine milking farm. (Makes great extra sharp cheddar….hehe.)
  • Blind, urban, underground mystery water snorkeling.
  • Eat eggs.
  • Get a construction paper cut tattoo.
  • Urban downhill apartment rollerblading
  • Try to fight the animals at the petting zoo after giving them weapons. (knives, bats, grenades…..you name it…..BRING IT YOU FURRY FU*#ERS!!)

Okay that's enough animal cruelty jokes….I really do love animals!….I just make questionable decisions sometimes. : ).   If you’re not a fan of ANY sort of health care reform then you are a heartless person who doesn't care about me doing super fun awesome things!……that is all.