This is a true story….My friends name is Robert Johnson and there is a professors at his school with the same name.  Lets just say that another student emailed my friend on accident and the following is the result of what happened.   Enjoy College Humor Community!

Our convo, copy & pasted: (side note: i dont say 'one love' or know anyone who does)




Zachary Kueker
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show details 11:59 AM (13 hours ago)

Bobby Johnson,

I am not going to be able to make it to class today (1:00 ethics class). I was given a huge assignment to do for another class that I have tonight and I wasn't able to finish it yet due to working at the Hilton so many hours for the past week. I will not be able to finish typing my assignment if I were to go to your class today. So, unfortunately, I'll have to miss your class so I can finish this big assignment that is worth a letter grade in my HR class. I want to go to your class, but I know you'll understand.

Thank you.

Zach Kueker


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2:30 PM (11 hours ago)
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rbj4@students.uwf.edu
to Zachary

show details 2:30 PM (11 hours ago)

Zach,
Sounds like you should have been thinlking about this "big" assignment long before noon today. I do not allow excused absences for laziness and procrastination. You will not be able to make up the pop quiz today and as you are already over the limit for absences will be docked 5 points from your final grade. I trust you'll make better decisions henceforth.
One love,
Dr. Bobby Johnson

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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Zachary Kueker
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show details 10:14 PM (3 hours ago)

I am not one to procrastinate, but I seriously had a lot of school work to do (i.e. the annotated bibliography for my HR class as one of them). I am also working a lot over at the Hilton, which is a new experience for me because I just got hired — I work 3pm to 11pm almost everyday and I have 6 classes. It is rare that something like this happens. I was worried about not being able to attend your class and work on my assignments, but I ended going to your class anyway with only being 10 minutes late. Late is late, I'm sorry about that. 

You said that I am already over the limit for absences and will be docked 5 points from my final grade. How many times do you have me marked late? I have only been late once (today) and have never missed a class. Could you please explain this to me?

Thanks,
Zach Kueker



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rbj4@students.uwf.edu
to Zachary

show details 1:39 AM (0 minutes ago)

Zach,
I'm sure the people at Hilton don't expect you to be late and neither do I. Late is late but late is also absent. Learning how to balance your schedule is something you should have figured out by the time you're in college. If you want to make up one of your 4 "lates," (absences) then e-mail me a 15 page essay describing your perspective on Kant's theory of morality, specifically whether or not its moral to use a person as a means to an end. If I get this attached to an e-mail by midnight today (friday) I may consider removing an absence.
One Love,
Dr. Bobby Johnson


Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

Zachary Kueker
to me

show details 2:19 AM (2 hours ago)

I have never been late to your class except for yesterday. That is 1 tardy (absence). How did I get "4" absences? 

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rbj4@students.uwf.edu
to Zachary

show details 4:40 AM (0 minutes ago)

I was joking with the 15 page essay. If you want to make up the absence… How do you feel about taking care of my cats for the weekend? They are 35 lb hybrids, they need constant attention and you'll have to wear leather gloves and chaps while cleaning their claws. Also they have to listen to john mayer songs before they go to sleep. I'm going out of town Saturday morning and I need someone to take care of them.
One love,
Dr. Bobby Johnson

Sent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry

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Zachary Kueker
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show details 12:48 PM (1 hour ago)

if you're serious, sure, I'll babysit your overwhelming huge, spoiled cats depending….. dang, my fiance' is coming over today (and throughout this weekend) and I work from either 1-9 or 3-11 this weekend. I'm on my way to get my schedule before my fiance' comes over from Orlando. I also have to get her a Valentine's present before she gets here. ugh…
Goodness, I hope you were joking about the "4" absences too. You about gave me a heart attack for Valentine's Day. 

Enjoy your weekend.