Everyone loves to throw/attend/vandalize PARTIES. But not everyone knows how to make an awesome PARTY happen. All you have to do is follow these simple rules.

1.When having a PARTY, always have at least one other person there with you to enjoy the PARTY.
2.Always bring ICE to the PARTY, as you never know when you will get THIRSTY.
3.Do not burn anything at the PARTY, other than self-contained CANDLES.
4.Be sure to wash CANDLES after use, out of respect for others.
5.Sharing of BEVERAGES at a PARTY is greatly appreciated.
6.BEVERAGES should be distributed evenly to those that ATTEND at THAT FESTIVITY.
7.PROPER SPORTSMANSHIP should be utilized every time you play THAT FESTIVITY.
8.Enjoy yourself to the MAXIMUM, and be kind to OTHERS.
9. Represent SEX, DRUGS, and ROCK AND ROLL.

Legend:

PARTY= Gathering of Cannabis Appreciation
ICE = food
THIRSTY = hungry
CANDLES = pieces
BEVERAGES = beer
ATTEND = get owned
THAT FESTIVITY = beer pong
PROPER SPORTSMANSHIP = trash talking
MAXIMUM = point of not getting arrested.
OTHERS = Penguins who have been borne out of wedlock and are confused about their identity to begin with so do not mess with their already fragile psyches
SEX = the next best thing to money
DRUGS = McDonald's
ROCK AND ROLL = Guitar Hero

There it is. Simple rules to having a KICK ASS outing.

KICK ASS = KICK ASS.