Amir: Hey Jake?
Amir: You ever played 'Doctors and Nurses'?
Jake: What? Sighs I dunno, man. Maybe when I was younger.
Amir: Haha, great! Great. Cos I was playing today with Sarah and Sweeter.
Amir tilts his head to the side and looks off into the distance
Amir: So shut up, twinkletoes!
Amir: I'm having a flashback!
Amir is standing with Sarah and Streeter in a conference room
Amir: Hey guys, wanna play 'Doctors and Nurses'?
Sarah: Of course, Amir, anything for you!
Streeter: Yeah! But, I dunno how to play!
Sarah: Me neither!
Sarah: Wait a minute
Sarah is suddenly wearing a nurse's uniform
Sarah: I am a pushes up boobs and does a sexy pout nurse!
Streeter: Yeah, and I am puts a strap-on siren on his head, and rubs his stomach an ambulance!
Amir: Close enough, guys, close enough.
Back at Jake's and Amir's desks
Jake: So you were feebly trying to mask that you think Sarah's a slut, and Streeter's fat?
Amir: Haha, gorsh, no! I'm flat-out saying they're collectively a slut and fat.
Jake: Sighs What did they do?
Amir: They they called me a Jew.
Amir looks away as though he's trying to hide his tears
Amir: Yeah, they said, 'You Jew!' 'You ', well, they said, 'Your work is due', which is kinda the same thing.
Jake: Wow. OK. It's really not.
Amir: Don't worry, Jakey, cos I got them back by stealing the deeds to CollegeHumor!
Amir smiles broadily and pulls out several sheets of paper, held together with a staple
Jake: What?! How did you get those?!
Amir: Funny story, actually. My cousin Leron was in town
Jake: You know what? I don't wanna know. Just give me those back.
Jake stretches for the papers, Amir resists
Amir: No! I can't give you them back, cos I didn't steal them from you! Go steal your own copy of someone's deeds!
Jake grabs hold of the papers by the edges
Jake: Just give them to me! Ow!
Jake slits his left palm open and blood pours out
Amir: Alright, here! If you're gonna be a bitch about it
Amir hands the deeds to Jake's right hand
Jake: Can you at least get me a cloth or something?!
Amir: Hey Jake, you know what game you'd be good at? 'Period'.
Jake: Oh, ha-ha, cos i'm in pain?
Amir: No, cos you're gushing blood everywhere, BITCH! In Southern accent We got a gusher 'ere, boys!
Amir: Haha! Gross. In New York accent Gross-sauce.