Part of a complete and balanced website.

Time Traveler Advice: "Live life one day at a time, just not necessarily in that order."
-Caldwell Tanner (@Caldy)
I really like the word ‘frequently,’ I try and use it as often as I can.
-Daniel Winn
I really hope my kids become famous. Then I can just go check on IMDB when I forget their names
-Alex Ringgaard (@AlexRinggaard)
I would never take drugs- that's stealing!
-Sarah Hubschman
I wanted to be rich, so I robbed a bank. Now I just need to figure out what to do with all this sperm.
-Mike Kamo
After all these years, I just don't get why people still don't forgive Michael Vick. All he did was set up a real life pokemon battle
-Austin Holian VI
There is one thing I can give and still keep: my word. Also herpes.
-Simon Hall
What would Jesus do with a drunken sailor for a Klondike bar?
-Evan Glover
My mom died of natural causes…A tree ate her.
-The NTC