A fancy restaurant. Piano music and quiet chatter in the background.
The Geico Questions Guy and a girl are being seated at a table for two.
GIRL: Thanks so much for taking me here. I’ve wanted to try this place forever. Was it hard to get a reservation?
GEICO GUY: Do geese fly south for the winter?
GIRL (laughs politely): Well, I really appreciate it.
GEICO GUY and GIRL open menus and begin looking.
GIRL (cont’d): I’m a little nervous; I don’t usually do this. Have you been on any blind dates before?
GEICO GUY slowly looks up from his menu.
GEICO GUY: Has Jack Nicholson been to a Laker game?
GIRL (laughs nervously): I guess you’re a pro.
She looks at the menu.
GIRL (cont’d): Everything looks so good. Do you know what you’re going to get?
GEICO GUY: Could all the king’s horses and all the king’s men put Humpty Dumpty together again?
GIRL: Well, I’m sure we can’t go wrong.
A waiter approaches the table
WAITER: Good evening! My name is Adam. I’ll be taking care of you tonight. Can I start you off with something to drink?
GEICO GUY: Can Superman fly faster than a speeding bul—
GIRL (hurriedly): Two waters, please.
WAITER: OK, I’ll be right back with those.
GIRL: So tell me a little about yourself.
GEICO GUY just stares at her.
GIRL (cont’d): What are your hobbies?
Again, he just stares.
GIRL (frustrated): Do you have any hobbies?
GEICO GUY: Do cotton T-shirts shrink in the dryer?
GIRL (sighs): Are you always like this?
GEICO GUY: Are Brazilian people bad at crossword puzzles?
GIRL: I don’t know; that’s just racist.
WAITER enters with waters.
WAITER: Here are your waters. Are you ready to order?
GEICO GUY: Can a sumo wrestler do a really big cannonball?
GIRL (fed up): OK, I’m out of here. Why can’t you just say yes?
GEICO GUY: If catastrophes are allowed to happen, can an all-powerful, merciful God exist?
Girl slides out of booth to leave.
GIRL: Have a good dinner. I hope you can still enjoy it.
Girl starts to walk away.
GEICO GUY: Are cavemen stupid and uncivilized?
The GEICO CAVEMAN is on a date in the booth right next to them.
GEICO CAVEMAN (indignantly): Oh, that’s really nice.