In the midst of the confusion, a lone ranger stood 'nekkid at the alter
shouting in tongues.
It was quite a bizarre sight really.
A naked eighty year old man with a bloated belly, flailing his arms,
shouting incoherent nonsense, running up and down the alter in front
of about 200 people attending mass. Many of whom were now
sexually ambiguous children.
As expected, the police came soon enough and too the old man away
who had now proceeded to sh*t all over the floor everywhere.
Resisting arrest, the man cried out,
"You'll never take me alive! I'm the black ranger! Zordon! Zordon!"