Buddy 1: Boom!! MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE!!! JIZZ!! THE WIND MADE ME JIZZ!! SUPER SAYIN BROLLY!! RAGE QUIT!!! I DRANK TOO MUCH CAFFIENE THAT MY FACE FELL OFF AND GOT EATEN BY A COW! WOO!

Buddy 2: and along comes Me. I eat the cow. It basically means I will get a taste of YOU! Because you'll be inside the cow which mean I can eat the Cow. STEAK STYLE (I like mine GRILLED!) or if the cow shits I WILL EAT THE FAECES/make it into a smoothy/MOOSE SIZZLER STYLE!!!

Buddy 1: Yes, yes, yes, oh yes! Jizz…. On a Serious note if nothing happens with me and that Mexican these holidays I will cut my penis off. Ooogly googly goo!!! Boom!!!! G unit! But when I say I want something happen I mean like just hold my damn hand!!!!! BOOM! I'M KOBE BRYANT BITCH!

Buddy 2: El Mexicano wants to hold your hand at WORK while you serve the customer. That customer is me because I'mma get one tasty bowl of MASH POTATO up at that place BITCH and then I will eat a sausage sizzle aka SUNDAY MORNING AT 7am to 9am BUNNINGS WAREHOUSE style!!! Bro! I'm bad! I have cheated! I love my PS3 so much since I got it that I HAD SEX WITH with it…

Buddy 1: Yes!!!!!! I had sex with my xbox… I'm jizzing at work because the wind just brushed my pants.

Buddy 2:  I'm still at work. And I'm all alone in the staff room plus I'm MASTURBATING IN THE CORNER CUZ ITS DARK and didn't turn the lights on and I'm behind a huge display box so basically they can just see my face but not from the waist down. I LOVE THE NATURAL BLONDES FROM GOLD COAST in the new issue of Zoo Weekly!  Pants are now off..

Buddy 1: My pants were already off. Customers are freaking out! But they don't understand how free you feel with no pants and when the wind is blowing! It's jizztastic.. Oh and before I forget Mexico read your messages on my phone!

Buddy 2: Did you hug her BREASTS?

Buddy 1: Bro me and her were so close today. Seriously I was like why can't me and her be more!

Buddy 2: BRO That is TEASING/MAKING you COCKALISTATIC! I recommend that you keep going with flow because she wants to marry you one day.

Buddy 1: Since when are you philosophical? And I am going with the flow. But bro I think there might be love.

Buddy 2: I'mma keep going with the flow with that married chick because she invited me for LUNCH WITH HER AND HER HUBBY YEYE!

Buddy 1: Yeah but thats just awkward….

Buddy 2: I'mma feed her hubby some ICE-CREAM and she can TAKE A PHOTO FROM HER IPHONE. YES!! Thus making me the BOY ON THE SIDE YES!

Buddy 1: That is really messed up! At least in my situtation the chick AIN'T MARRIED! BRO SHE IS MARRIED! It's not happening!

Buddy 2 : ME LOVE THE AWKWARD SITUATIONS!

Buddy 1: This I know.

Buddy 2: I'm born with AWKWARDTISM! Yeye I just made a play on Autism! So anyway KEEP GOING WITH Mexico man because Love is going to develop and boom HER WATER WILL BREAK we'll have mini versions of you trying to rule the WORLD! And so you knoq the chef SAID ORGASMIC he was putting BUTTER ON THE DOUGH and RUBBED IT HARDOUT then he said ORGASMIC rubbing it in. Hang on… Did you say she read the TEXT MESSAGES!

Buddy 1: Yep. Wait. You just realised now I said that? That was a whole 5 minutes ago. Bro keep up!

Buddy 2: BRO you have JUST FAILED IN HER VAGINAL OPENING! You gave her the messages without her asking for it?? BRO I think you got spiked when you had lunch with her last time and the pill is still controlling you! And you smell like BRITNEY SPEARS FRAGANCE! Damn this Mexican! What has she done to you! Why couldn't you still be with Jamaica. Then again…

Buddy 1: But bro she stole my phone and read them! And how do I smell like Britney Spears? I'm talking to you on the phone! And she doesn't even wear Britney Spears! Shit! My brain exploded and it leaking out of my ears! Thanks!

Buddy 2: I think It's time…

Buddy 1: Time for what?

Buddy 2: Time for you to really GIVE HER A HUGE PASH when she ain't looking SO she can try not to see you anymore. But I'm confused. So instead I'M LISTENING TO USHER LET IT BURN!

Buddy 1: Yep. Now I'm going. This shit just got real!

Buddy 2: Okay well I'm going to go too so I can continue having sex with my PS3…