Bowling Green, OHA local man has announced plans to engage in auto-fellatio, or as it is better known in common parlance, to suck oneself off.
Tom Berenson, 32, announced his plans to engage in the auto-erotic act in a local press release delivered to several newspapers. Berenson, who is single and works as a carpenter, stated that he feels this is something that he has always wanted to do but just "never had the time because of other engagements."
"I felt that I always wanted to this, not just for myself, but for the guys out there who had this goal in mind but were never able to carry it out for one reason or another," stated Berenson by telephone interview.
But Berenson was not able to carry out his nearly life's dream because he was always working or indisposed because of other matters.
"I always put this off, I guess, because when you work as a carpenter and you build so many things by hand, you get very little me time. I guess for so many years I had this New Year's resolution that I kept renewing every year but never got around to actually doing."
Berenson, who is 5'10" and 210 pounds is by no means a thin man, and he acknowledges that the task he faces is, if not insurmountable, very difficult.
"I know this is probably a bit of a stretch for me here to do something like this. I mean literally, it is a stretch. But I just felt like I had to prove to myself that I was worthy- of myself. It's like that guy who climbs Everest and says he does it because 'it's there'. I just had to do it because it was there, in my pants, so close, yet so far."
Berenson says he has been practicing with a local yoga instructor and says he has also been trying to tone up so that he can bend farther forward.
"I won't lie to you, it's tough going. There are mornings when I wake up and just feel like I don't want to do this. But I tell myself it's something I have wanted for so long and if I don't do it now I may never get the chance again."
Although Berenson is making progress, having recently been able to touch his toes after ten years of not having been able to do so, the ultimate goal is far off into the distance. But Berenson says he is slowly but surely seeing the possibility of someday realizing his many years'-worth dream coming true.
"It's out there, like Moby Dick, a big white whale, which I intend to capture, and then of course, hopefully to put into my mouth and suck off real good."