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I just sent my boyfriend a text after waking up, which said, "I just had the sexiest dream about you ;)". His response? "Childress is gone!"

-Kayti

So my roommate got in a car wreck and isn't coming back to school for the rest of the semester. When I told my girl she said, "Cool, now we can bang and I don't have to be quiet."

-Bryan

I was in the middle of a hot make out session with my new girlfriend. We end up about to do it when I realize that I don't have any condoms on me. Luckily, she said she had some left over from her ex. They were these monster XXL's…great…

-Jeff

I had been dating a guy for about a month after getting out of a nearly two year relationship only a few months before. This guy was medically retired due to an incident during his 5 years in the Army, so his life consisted of countless hobbies to fill his day. His biggest obsession was with Dungeons and Dragons. Sometimes I wouldn't talk to him for two days because he would play D&D all night and sleep all day. I felt really neglected most of the time and decided that the relationship was causing more harm than good. When I went to break up with him I told him the reason was because I didn't want to be with someone who was just as happy without me in their life as with me. Instead of attempting to convince me I was wrong about that like I had expected him to do, he paused for ten seconds and then replied "You make an excellent point…" I haven't spoken to him since.

-Erica

I hooked up with a fat girl one time… After about 10 mins of getting head I bent her over. I fumbled around trying to find the hole. Finished the job, and a few days later she says next time I want to feel you in my pussy before we do anal. Oops.

-Marty

One time my boyfriend and I were blazed as fuck and going at it like rabbits when all of a sudden he stopped thrusting and started giggling like crazy. I couldn't get him to tell me what was so hilarious and we went back to the sexy-times. The next morning we were making Coco Wheats for breakfast and while I was reaching for something in the cabinet, he asked me if I still wanted to know what was so funny last night. I answered sure, and he told me that he had been so high that he forgot what he was doing in the middle of sex.

-Alexandra

My boyfriend has many bizarre grooming rituals and generally spends more time in front of the mirror than I do. One of the most inconvenient ones for me is that he powders his balls. Yes he sprays baby powder all over his privates sometimes two to three times a day. he says it keeps him from chaffing or getting sweaty down there and that's fine and dandy but every time i go to give him a bj i get a mouth full of baby powder and begin coughing and sneezing…I've brought up the fact that his dick tastes like a chalky baby's ass, but he still insists on powdering his privates.

-Anonymous

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My Gf's is a great fan of CHumor. Due to her own personal reasons I won't get laid until I get my full name, and our "problem" posted in this site.

-John Strife