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My boyfriend and I recently played COD: BO zombies. He got so mad at me for opening the door that he paused the game and refused to play again until I had apologized and brought him a sandwich. I'm sad to admit I did both, because we were finally making it past round 10.
My ex-boyfriend was a fanatical christian from a fanatically christian family. He used to get angry at me because I didn't feel guilty about us having sex. He would get angry at me for not saying "no" to him when he wanted to get it on. When I would say "no" (mainly because I wasn't in a mood for guilt trip about premarital sex soon after) he would get angry at me and nag me until I'd do it.
Last year for Christmas, I bought my boyfriend the COD Xbox 360. To this day, he still blows me off every Friday night to play with his friends. Bad move on my part.
So, I was at a baseball game with my girlfriend, and she said that she was really hungry. However, she didn't have any money to buy food, so I jokingly said, "I'll trade you a hotdog for a blow job." To my excitement she said yes
she gave the hotdog a bj while I was forced to watch with my blueballs.
One time my ex and I did it doggy style while I played Final Fantasy 10.
.SURPRISE!!! Is my new money shot catchphrase. Thanks, Call of Duty: Black Ops
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When I was with this overly sensitive girl, I used to fake crying to get out of silly arguments. It worked, and I got a lot of "pity" sex from it.