1. If I go for the pat down will I get a happy ending.
2. You should check me on the way back I will be packing a couple holiday hams back there.
3. You can touch my junk.
4. Do you want to peak at the presents or just shake 'em a little.
5. I'll take the pat down, you can't feel the drugs all the way up my ass.
6. If I wear see through clothes can I just skip security all together.
7. Hold on Mister, I think someone owes me dinner first.
8. Ooh cold hands cold hands.
9. How come when I do this I'm "Causing and Incident"
10. Already rounding second, good for you.