1. If I go for the pat down will I get a happy ending.

 

2. You should check me on the way back I will be packing a couple holiday hams back there.

 

3. You can touch my junk.

 

4. Do you want to peak at the presents or just shake 'em a little.

 

5. I'll take the pat down, you can't feel the drugs all the way up my ass.

 

6. If I wear see through clothes can I just skip security all together.

 

7. Hold on Mister, I think someone owes me dinner first.

 

8. Ooh cold hands cold hands.

 

9. How come when I do this I'm "Causing and Incident"

 

10. Already rounding second, good for you.