Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105%: Issue One Hundred and Forty Three
December 15, 2010
As leaked by Julian Assange
I got hooked on phonics when I was 11. Everyday it's a struggle to see a word and not try to sound that sh*t out.
I'm not so much "World's Best Boss" as I am "Guy Who Beat Someone Up And Stole Their Mug."
Did You Know?
The preferred term to describe a Glee fanatic is not "Glaggot."
My uncle always talks trash when we play one-on-one. Like, "Biodegradable plastics are rapidly emerging." Or, "Shoot a three you pussy."
If I've learned anything from masturbation, it's how to type with my left hand.
Last week I joined a satanic cult. You know, for the hell of it.
I never knew how to create suspense. But now I do.
If someone ever offers you a Cocker Spaniel, you should take the Spaniel.
People are always judging me, and I wouldn't mind so much if the verdict wasn't always a restraining order.
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