It's the first day of filming for Super Mario Galaxy 2 and tensions are high on set Yes it's like filming a movie. Get over it.
Camera man: AAaaaand ACTION!
Bowser: (Grabbing hold of peach) Muahahaha! You'll never get her back this time Mario!
Mario: That's where you're wrong Bowser! (Summons the power of his Luma and shoots up) This time it ENDS!!!!!!-
BOOM- as half the set is decimated by Kratos and Zues bursting through whle filming on their set.
Kratos: This ends NOW ZEUS! I THE RIGHTFUL GOD OF WAR WILL SLAY THE KING OF GODS ONCE AND FOR ALL!
Zeus: (Raises his weapon to defend himself, but is too slow)
Kratos: (Just as he's about to serve the finishing blow)
Mario: Hey kratos you got something to say to me prick?
Kratos: (Looking around and realising he's on the wrong set) Oh shit
Mario: Get off the fucking set you prick!!!!
Mario: No, Don't just be sorry, THINK for one fucking second!
Mario: What the Fuck are you DOING!
Everyone else: (Staring in shock)
Mario: Are you professional or not!
Luigi: Hey man maybe you should calm do-
Mario: (Punches Luigi) Shut up asshole!
Mario: Do i fucking walk around bursting through other peoples set's! I knew it was a fucking mistake For Nintendo, sony, microsoft and sega to start using the same studio to film!
Kratos: Hey man it was an accident, it was meant to be a solid wall but i guess it was a little frail.
Mario: Yeah but you should of fucking THOUGHT before you approached the wall so aggessively you bald prick! What the fuck is it with you!
Kratos: Sorry i just don't understand-
Mario: What dont you understand!? You got any fucking idea about, oooh, its fucking distracting, having Kratos burst through the wall with Zues, in the middle of the fucking scene!!
Mario: Give me a fucking answer!
Kratos: I just dont-
Mario: What don't you get about it!?
Kratos: Why we need another Super mario galaxy, i just don't really get it..
Mario: Sure, you're just jealous cos your games were a trilogy while mine has infinite sequels.
Kratos: That's not what it is.
Mario: That's what that is man im telling you!!
Kratos: It's not what that is.
Mario: That's what that is man im telling you! I'm not asking im telling you! Why the FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT OTHERWISE!
Kratos: I was trying to kill my dad.
Mario: OOOh good for you! Well how was it?
Mario: Well i hope it was fucking good because its useless now isn't it!
Kratos: Sorry, I didn't realise the wall would brake its sony's poor funding.
Mario: Fucks sake man you ameteur.
Starfox: (Who is also on set watching, chuckles)
Mario: Hey starfox you got something to say to this prick?
Starfox: I didn't see it happen!
Mario: Well somebodies gotta start keeping an eye on this guy cos that is the second time that he doesn't give a FFFFFFUCK about what is going on in front of the camera, like him bursting through here with his god of whatever 2 crap when we were trying to do galaxy #1.
Starfox: Ok ok.
Kratos: That's god of war to you short stuff!
Mario: God of what? Ghost of who? You're a fucking nobody now get the HELL OFF OF MY SET!
Zeus: Ok just take a minute to-
Mario: No let's not take a fucking minute let's GO AGAIN!!!! And let's not have you fuckers bursting in!
Kratos: Fine, and picking up on something you said earlier, that's not what that is.
Mario: That is what that is man im telling you! You wouldn't have done that otherwise.
Kratos: No what it is, is trying to film for the last game in the trilogy when-
Mario: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Kratos: Hey you know what ive always wanted to ask you, do you have a surname?
Mario: (Get's out of his seat) I'm gonna fucking kick your FUCKING ASS!!
Kratos: AGH! No don't hurt me i'm sorry!
Mario: D'YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL ZEUS FOR YOU!?
Mario: DO YOU WANT ME TO FUCKING KILL HIM!?
Mario: SO WHY YOU KILLING MY SCENE!
Kratos: I'm not trying to kill your- you know what just forget it this has gone on for long enough.
Mario: Good cos i've had enough of you not giving a FUCK about what's going on on other sets, Hercules, Perseus, Kratos you're all the fucking same! just a different entertainment format!
Kratos: What!? That's not true! I'm the only son of Zeus! Dad he's lying right- (Looks and see's Zeus has taken off) Dad?
A few minutes later once they begin filming the scene again
Mario: Bowser! It is time you fiinally met you end-
BOOM- Sonic comes bursting through fighting eggman, destroying another part of the set. and everyone nervously looks at Mario who looks like he's about to explode.
Mario: !!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT THE F-