I was watching the Price is Right and realized, there are a lot of similarities to being drunk and being on the price is right:

  • They scream randomly and obnoxiously if you mention their name or where they are from.
  • They make really stupid decisions that, as an observer you know are stupid, but in the same situation you know you'd do the same¬† things.
  • They hug and profess their love to anyone who is giving them something free.
  • It's not as fun without the games.
  • They kiss people they wouldn't normally kiss.

  • They're not allowed to drive the cars.

  • They don't have a great concept of how expensive things are.

  • They oggle attractive women.

  • Their friends cheer them on.

  • They get excited over really, really trivial things.¬† Like dinette sets.

  • Bob Barker is there egging you on.