Procrasturbation n (Procrasturbate v)1. Masturbation to avoid work.Usage: "I'm sorry, procrasturbation is not a valid excuse for turning in a project two days late."
See also: Mathturbation
Mess Entropy n1. The tendency of mess to occupy all space available to it.Application: "Regardless of a room’s size, mess will expand to fill it."
Sorostitute n1. A college-aged female, often a member of a sorority, who through provocative dress (or direct action) projects the mental image of a grain of rice being dropped into a mine shaft.Example: "A winter-sorostitute is easy to identify, by a combination of visor-style sunglasses, knee-high sherpa boots, and a hot-pink miniskirt in January.