In another attempt to mess with the 14-year-old population through the wonderful world of omegle, I discovered 2 things: there are a lot of horny 15-year-old guys and not a lot of people actually paid attention to the question of the day: Would you rather be attacked by a kitten wielding a cactus or a bear?

 1. Hey I'll make it simple for ya…..if you were hoping to converse with a girl..go ahead and disconnect coz I'm a guy

2. KITTEN. SEEMS EASIER TO HANDLE.

3. Hiiiii

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6. What for a question is that??

7. horny M 15 here with msn and skype

8. Katie?

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10.  No

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13.  Horny boy here

14.  Hey. A kitten obviously, you?

15.  Hi.

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17.  Hey. Asl?

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21.  This is how to find hot girls on Omegle – www[dot]BabesOfOmegle[dot]com

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23.  Hi im a MALE European looking for a HORNY girl who is up for CHAT SEX

24.  You awaken to the cry of gulls and a cool breeze on your face. The small, hay mattress that you're on pokes you uncomfortably as you sit up to gaze about your surroundings. You happen to be in a ramshackle hut with wooden walls and a few broken windows. The entrance way is doorless, but blocked by a hulking snailman. His gross, slime-spewing skin oozes with gelatinous liquids and his eyes rotate madly on their long stalks. A large shell sits upon his back, supposedly covering his more valuable organs. Talking quick, you glace around for… anything. On the table to your right his a lamp, although it doesn't look functional. The shade is gone, but the light bulb still seems to be there. A small notebook also sits upon the nightstand with a small pen. Something heavy is moving about your pocket, seemingly of its own accord, but you know not what it is.

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26.  Neither thx though

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29.  Hi! What is You’re a/s/l please?

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32.  Hey there whats your name?

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35.  hi im 15 and im 8 inch long