Alright, Ima given a shout out to all the trekkies out there in the cosmic void of the internet. Yes, of coarse we don't have girlfriends, and we only fantisize about getting on the Enterprise and explore the galaxy, make fun of klingons because it looks like their heads got third degree burns. I've got a question to the Trekkies out there. Episode 1 of the original Star Trek series. The episode known as the Menagerie (But it was called "The Cage" because "The Menagerie" was too long.) (I know, I'm a loser for knowing that there is two different pilot episodes. Sue me.)

Do you guys remember in the first episode where those aliens had an Ass for a head? I honestly want an answer to this question. Do they S**t outta their head? I've been wanting to know because it would be f***ed up. Am I right? The would be like, "I gotta hit the crapper" and would like bend backwards to get the S**t from their head to the toilet. The thing that would suck the most is if they missed. That would be a mess I am not willing to clean up. It's just a thought…