Victor Willis, 59, of Dallas, Texas was arrested last night on the charges of impersonating an officer. 

Willis has apparently been engaging in this fraud for 24 years, but it was not until this week that it was incredibly slow enough officers decided to investigate. His "wife" (actually, his beard) Clair Huxtable declined to comment. 

Similarly, colleague David Hodo, an accomplice in a fraud conspiracy called "The Village People" was arrested on practicing construction without a licence. 

Impersonating an officer is a federal offence, so Willis has been sentenced to serve twenty years in a government-funded institution (much like the YMCA) where he will be accompanied by many, many, Macho Men.