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I am currently freaking out because my girlfriend and I use messenger to talk dirty. We've been talking about when we are going to meet up, and what we are going to do to each other. This afternoon I get a message saying "So
my mom's kinda been reading our conversations for the past few weeks."
Ive been dating my boyfriend for a year now, and everything is perfect. We have amazing sex, but sometimes he finishes before i do, so i go in the shower afterwards and finish myself. Now hes mad and wont hook up with me anymore.
A few years ago, I was dating this girl and we ended-up hooking up the first night. She was performing falatio, and I was about to finish, she pulled it out and said, "I don't swallow on the first night." Good thing she did that, otherwise I would have thought she was a total slut.
One night, after drinking at a local pub with some friends, I brought my ex back to my place. We were all over each other and I knew it was gonna be a great night. We starting taking off each others clothes and decided to jump into the shower together. Once in the shower we were feeling each other up. She was kissing on my neck and leaned in towards my ear and asks
."Should I take my tampon out?"
I turned the shower off, put my clothes on and she left 5 minutes later
My BF and I used to joke that if I ever got pregnant it'd be awesome because we could have all the unprotected spontaneous sex we wanted. Now I really am pregnant, and he won't touch me because he thinks the baby is "watching."
My girlfriend says that after I shower I don't dry myself enough. So now every time I shower I use her towel to dry my ass and balls. Sorry sweetie but nobody can tell me how I should dry myself.
My ex-gf was watching Dan Gurewitch's kiss the girl parody the part where he says try the butt, oh ok she's not a slut. She says to me wait
That makes you a slut? As if that her cheating on her last boyfriend didn't make her one already.
My girlfriend said she had a really weird fetish, and promised she would never told me. I told her that no matter what it was I would try it. Well, she wanted me to lick my cum after I jizzed on tits. Well, I did a little bit until I noticed her laughing
My gf kept going on about wearing lingerie because I mentioned how nice she would look in it a couple times. After saying she couldn't wear any of the stuff she already had because other guys had fucked her in it, she asked if she could get some. She bought it on my credit card. $350 worth. It has sat in a drawer for months.