Eat your lousy chocolate-filled heart out
2012: get rich or die Mayan
I'm so obsessed with cleanliness, I wash my hands BEFORE I go to the bathroom instead.
Black Guy's Twitter Update When He Walks Into A Store@StoreEmployee is now following you.
Anyone that says soup is filling was already full of sh*t to begin with.
I used to be REALLY into legos, but then I learned how to masturbate.
What's the hottest new trend in Frat-house architecture? Natural light, brah!
StereotypesI like to go to the mall and yell stereotypes at Asian families, like "Sony HT-SF470 Surround Sound Home Theater System!"
I'm not usually one to wax poetic, but have you seen Emily Dickinson's bikini line lately?