Roger Federer Cologne

In 2003, the tennis champion launched RF Cosmetics, including a Roger Federer Cologne. No doubt the scent captured the boring essence of Federer, with hints of tap water, air, Saltines and dust, more air, lint and maybe just a touch of vanilla.
Today the Federer cologne is no longer sold. Shocking. But at least his cologne was better than the one conceived by Andre Agassi back in the '90s, which he wanted to smell like a meth lab and sweaty wigs. Or Pete Sampras' signature scent: "Body Hair."