Thaldin: Fellow warriors! A grave injustice has been committed this day!
Coworker: What is it this time, Eric?
Thaldin: As ye all know, within yonder breakroom fridge, there dwells a legendary sandwich, forged with the bread of truth and tempered with Hellman's Lite Mayo.
Coworker: We all know what a sandwich is, Eric.
Thaldin: BUT ALAS, whilst I was battling spreadsheets, mine lunch was pilfered.
Coworker: You could just send an email abou-
Thaldin: I SUSPECT WOOD SPRITES.