Today at my attempt to mix it up a little and escape the awkward deadly silentness of the two lower levels of the Libary.It's not just about the silence the librarians secretly have an invisible black whole sucking out every speck of positive aura from the room leaving all the students soulless emotionally barren zombies you know like the vampires from Stephen King's novel Salem's Lot. I decided to go to upper jafet.
While I was studying for my accounting final I overheard a group of ESL (English as a second language) students discussing their presentation on teenage pregnancy. I couldn't fight that sensation voyaging through me causing me to give out a rude inappropriate snort. It wasn't the subject matter that caused me to laugh it was actually the extreme professionalism that these ESL students had in handling it. Brace yourself because the following causes of teenage pregnancy according to these students are a scientific and sociological revelation. Reason one, and (according to them) the main reason of teenage pregnancy is that when guys go to a pharmacy they are ashamed of buying condoms from a female pharmacist. The second reason , even equally is intriguing, is darwins human evolution. These up and coming sociological scientists stated that because the woman has evolved from the days of cavemen her menstrual cycle has become earlier so she is readier to have intercourse if it wasn't for evolution teenage pregnancy wouldn't be such a problem. The third cause of teenage pregnancy is because boys and girls are eating more and getting a better nutrition, and a suggested solutions by these (if i may say so) geniuses is creating laws that limit teenagers nutritional intake. My personal favourite reason was that girls and boys are watching lots of music videos (the cited Lady GaGa as an example) and they cannot fight the urge to do sexual activities they also went the extra mile and got Lady GaGa's video for Alejandro and said that because of this video teenager pregnancies skyrocketed (I am sure they used an EXTREMELY reliable source). In the end they all said and I quote (roughly translated from arabic) "Wow you worked really hard" the other one responded (then they started conversing with each other in english and i honestly say they should edit the english curriculum) "OFCOURSE i spended all the nights yesterday on the online databases to get all very important information" " you know what ours is going to be the best in the class" I am sure it will. . .
Like Antione Dodson Once Said "Hid you're children and Hide your wives!"