In like a lion, out like a slightly more warm lion.
Backward fitted caps, a father and a failure, goatees everywhere.
Pretty sure I could beat Watson in any eating contest. In fact, that goes for any computer. Except maybe the IBM Eat-o-Tron 4000.
My mom brought home a step-ladder yesterday. It's so weird not having my real ladder around anymore
Whenever I'm having a rough day and need some positives in my life, I do addition.
New York is so expensive. I already spent 60 bucks today and all I've done is eat lunch and get mugged.
RacistI don't mean to sound racist, but every time I say "I don't mean to sound racist" I sound pretty racist.
If you can't stand the Heat, the Orlando Magic aren't bad.
When I want to relax, I play Tetris. But when I REALLY want to relax, I stop playing Tetris.