1. Play the Name Game
Come up with a funny team name. Ideally this name will include a reference to something that's currently in the news but won't seem at all timely by the All-Star Break. May we suggest, "Rebecca Black's Tiger Blood-?
2. Pick Your Marks
Invite Nationals GM Mike Rizzo to join your league. You need at least one easy mark to fleece in trades, and if he's dumb enough to give Jayson Werth a $126 million contract in real baseball, just think of what Rizzo will do in fantasy. Trust the process here.