Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Dorklyst: 6 More of the Greatest Videogame Theories on the Internet
March 31, 2011
A few weeks ago we released a list of the
6 Greatest Videogame Theories on the Internet
. The response was greateveryone seemed genuinely interested in exploring the dark, twisted conspiracies behind our favorite videogames. But soon strange things started happening at our office. Interns vanished without a trace. Mysterious black vans appeared outside. As some commenters on our site and
fairly pointed out, our first article just brushed the tip of the iceberg. Deep below, in the freezing waters of truth, more mysteries lay submerged. So now we're going deeper. Too late to back out now, you're already involved. They're watching you as you read this. Just stay calm, play it cool, and prepare yourself for 6 more of the greatest videogame fan-theories the internet has to offer.
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