Carmen Sandiego could have made a lot of kids feel really stupid if she had just hidden in San Diego.
"Party hard!" caveman with Social Anxiety Disorder
I'd like to meet the king whose only demand is four peanut-butter cups per package.
My weight loss plan isn't going so well. I've mowed down several gypsies with my Subaru, but no one has cursed me "thinner" yet.
When in roam, do as the buffalos do.
What does a porn star eat on her birthday? Buk-cakey.
Stockings are like condoms, they look weird, are uncomfortable, and are real "day ruiners" when they tear.