1. So here's Rudy Giuliani dressed in drag. Our next president?
  2. Who is Aida and why won't she help this poor woman who is being annoyed by this adorable cow!?
  3. Okay. Why is this happening? Is this parking space really that amazing?
  4. This is one bad ass eye doctor. Watch as he attacks a really, really old guy. What a moron.
  5. Uh oh, you don't want to fight this kid. He might fall on top of you.

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This picture is so cute, just looking at it will make you shit butterflies for a week.

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