The worst is when you find out the hot tub ISN'T a time machine and you're just sitting there with your "PRESIDENT LINCOLN! DUCK!" sign.
Why is it that whenever someone tries to talk about how much they love natural foods, it's never brought up in the conversation organically?
Does Just For Men "Touch of Gray" work on pubes? I don't want my genitals to look too old, but I don't want them to lack experience either.
$7 for popcorn?! They better be sprinkled with gold, cause I got horrible metal poisoning after eating it.
What do you call someone who refuses to attend Ne-Yo concerts?A Ne-Yo Not-See.
Rastafarians don't think too highly of Mormons, they're more into the whole "one love" thing.