"The 2036 Spacetime Continuer"
"'Greased Hawking'"
"A time machine"
"One of those present to past dealies"
"Not magic"
"Difficult to explain"
"Magic"
"Black"
"Whichever the good one is"
"White?"
"Arrow-resistant"
"Flame retardant"
"In the opposite direction of a serf denouncing taxation"
"In the opposite direction of a serf denouncing taxation that you have to stare really hard at for an extended amount of time without looking away, even for just a second, to be able to see"
"Catapult intolerant"