Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
105%: Issue One Hundred and Sixty
September 8, 2011
If tears came out like soft serve, I think all the world's sadness would solve itself.
I like Ultimate Frisbee because it doesn't have to deal with the convoluted continuity issues of regular Frisbee.
The only people on the subway I feel worse for than the homeless are the good-looking. If they had any sort of a break in life, they'd be taking a cab.
My girlfriend and I just aborted triplets. We posthumously named them Ctrl, Alt, and Delete.
Let's face it you guys defeatism will never be a thing
It's called a food court cause if you eat there, you are giving the world permission to judge you.
If you put your mind to it, you can make any dream a reality. And that, officers, is why I walked into this high school Calculus exam naked.
Click here to submit your own 105%.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.