-Hey, are we executing anyone today?

-Yeah, that guy who killed those children is getting the electric chair.

-When is it happening?

-It was supposed to happen tonight at 7.

-What do you mean?

-You know how every inmate on death row gets a last meal of their choosing?

-Yeah.

-Well, this guy requested the one thing we don't want them to ask for.

-No… you're not saying—

-I'm afraid so. He asked for a never ending pasta bowl.

-Dear God. He beat the system. No one's ever done that before.

-It's almost as if he committed the crime solely to expose this loophole.

-What are we going to do?

-We've tried everything but he won't budge. Unless we can convince him to change his order he'll spend the rest of his life eating pasta.

-Remember a few years back when that guy chose Old Country Buffet? I thought that was impressive and it only bought him a few extra hours. But this… this is genius.

-Have you seen the latest Olive Garden commercial?

-Those people have the worst sense of humor. I'd rather kill myself than eat with them.

-No, the one about how they now offer seven pastas and six sauces. That means he has 42 combinations to choose from.

-You could eat that for years without ever getting sick of it. And doesn't it come with unlimited salad and breadsticks?

-I think you're right. Damn, he's good.

-It says it all in the name, too. "Never ending." We really dropped the ball on this one.

-Hold on. I think I have an idea.

Thirty minutes later.

-What'd you do to make him ask for a burger and fries?

-I had one of the families from the Olive Garden commercials show up and sit at his table.