Netflix


What you'll need:

-Red clothing -DVDs -Then no DVDs -Then DVDs again


How to sell it:

-Periodically introduce yourself with a different name -Spend the whole night apologizing, the next day-Send everyone you hung out with an 1000-word apology email















Epilogue Ron Weasley


What you'll need:

-Red hair -A gut -To allow your life to sink into depressing mediocrity


How to sell it:

-Arrive at the end of the party and ruin what had previously been a really fantastic event














Chuck Testa

What you'll need:

-Trucker hat -Sunglasses-Stuffed animal


How to sell it:

-Pop up behind girls dressed as sexy animals and say, "Nope. Chuck Testa." -Pop up behind people dressed as zombies and say, "Nope. Chuck Testa." -If people say, "Who's Chuck Testa?" say, "Nope. Nevermind."














Tobias F√ľnke

What you'll need:

-Jorts-A mustache-Male pattern baldness


How to sell it:

-Speak exclusively in sexual innuendos-Leave the Halloween party early, but text remaining partygoers frequent updates about when you might return














Nyan Cat

What you'll need:

-Cat ears-Paper-Markers-Tape-Cherry Pop-Tart


How to sell it:

-Run around repeating the same jokes for the whole night-Make people look at you until someone finally admits that your costume isn't actually that funny