Who Brought It: Sister Who's in Her Freshman Year of College
Why They Brought It: Just trying to do their part.
What Else They Brought: Hemp bracelets for everyone.
Secret Ingredient: Good vibes.
Who Brought It: Jolly Great Gi-Aunt
Why They Brought It: It's not thanksgiving without sweet potatoes...and MARSHMALLOWS.
What Else They Brought: More marshmallows.
Secret Ingredient: So many marshmallows.
Who Brought It: Fun Uncle (Hereafter: "Funkle")
Why They Brought It: Who cares, your grandpa just started talking about politics. DRINK UP.
What Else They Brought: Three Heineken mini-kegs, a 30 rack of Landsharks and a palpable fear of being alone.
Secret Ingredient: Denial.
Who Brought It: Host of the Affair
Why They Brought It: Their house, their rules. Plus, it's extremely difficult to travel with a turkey.
What Else They Brought: Extra chairs up from the basement and lots of secret wine.
Secret Ingredient: Thyme and guilt.
Who Brought It: Recently-Widowed Elderly Neighbor You Invited to be Nice
Why They Brought It: It was Frank's favorite dish. You know, before he passed.
What Else They Brought: Oxygen tank, the goopiest lipstick imaginable.
Secret Ingredient: Death.