Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
CollegeHumor New Year's Resolutions
January 2, 2012
I resolve to hate Dubstep, then listen to it just so I don't feel so old and out of touch, then start to kind of like it, then start to love it, then make my life about the promotion of Dubstep music and culture just in time for a new kind of music to become popular and force me to begin the agonizing cycle all over again.
Start living every Thursday like it's my last. Spend the rest of the week letting life pass me by.
Gain a ton of weight, start smoking, never volunteer, emotionally distance myself from friends and family, and be completely closed-minded about everything. That way, next year's resolutions should pretty much write themselves.
My new years resolution is to tweet less. Haha, that would actually be a pretty funny tweet. Fuck it, I'm tweeting it.
To spend more time with my grandma so I can learn her weakness.
I'm going to live every day like it's my last: in bed and terrified, probably.
My New Year's Resolution is to stop doing things in the name of God. I think the credit card companies are on to me.
My new year's resolution is to stop breaking into song any chance that I
I resolve to make every one-liner
I resolve to stop imagining monkeys in suits every time I hear the word "guerilla marketing" and start imagining them whenever I want because they are hilarious.
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