Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
February 23, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have one huge tooth made up from all your other teeth or one huge finger the size of your hand?
Have something green stuck in your front teeth forever or unexpectedly bite the side of your mouth during every meal?
Be roommates with Nick Cannon or Carlos Mencia?
Have no Facebook or no
?Have everything you read be a palindrome or ro emordnilap a eb daer uoy gnihtyreve evah?
Have sex with a girl who's 300 pounds of fat or 400 pounds of muscle?
Never masturbate again or have a guy give you a handjob twice a week forever?
Have your tongue doubled in length or your teeth doubled in length?
Be able to control your dreams or control your bowels?
Have hair just on the back half of your head of your head or just on the front half?
Eat a live squid or eat a dead puppy?
Serve under Captain Morgan or Cap'n Crunch?
Study abroad in Darfur or rural Canada?
Have a permanent frown or a permanent huge smile?
Be a weak man or a strong woman?
Eat all of your meals at Applebees for the rest of your life or work as a waiter at Applebees for the rest of your life?
And this week's winner of the
"Yup, I'm High"
award goes to Greg, who sent in these
Would you rather have a hamster sized rhino, or a rhino sized hamster?
Grow stumps of wings that cannot fly, or gill slits that cannot work?
Be stranded on an island forever with a mermaid, or a reverse mermaid? (fish top with woman bottom)
Greg also asked me to see if any of you guys know where he could score some clean pee.
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