Valentine's Day, also known as "March Madness," is here. It's the one day a year when you're legally allowed to go out and feel any girl's boob(s) sans consequence. I pinky swear- ask any cop or campus safety officer.So what better way to celebrate "free second base for everybody" than with a good "'ol fashioned CH writer collaboration? This week's topic- Things Not To Say To Your Partner While Climaxing.If anybody actually has the balls to say these, then more power to you. On the other hand, I guess if you're looking to get the person out of the room as quickly as possible post-boning, this can probably serve as a pretty effective guide. Anyway, here goes
- Why aren't you crying?
- No, but I love parts of you.
- Your turn.
- I think the condom broke.. psyche, I'm not even wearing one.
-Cigarette smoke contains over 143 toxic chemicals.
Hey, I remember that the Powell's were the second family on Charles in Charge but what the hell was the name of the first?