Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition - Image 7

You open up your MICROSOFT OUTLOOK '02 email client. Your company refuses to update because the boss claims that Outlook "really went downhill after '03." Your boss is stupid and you hate him. You have two emails that have been flagged as "Platinum Priority Level 1."

Which email do you answer?

- THE ONE FROM YOUR BOSS, His emails are usually a 2-3 paragraph marathon of awful.

- THE ONE FROM HR, Maybe someone died and everyone's getting a half-day. That'd be rad.