Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition - Image 1

You open the mysterious drawer and are greeted with a cornucopia of disappointment!

What do you eat?

- A BUNCH OF THUMBTACKS that definitely aren't food and shouldn't be treated as such.

- OPENED PACK OF WILDBERRY POP TARTS (1 of 2), do they even still make these?

- ADDERALL PILLS that you bought off a high school kid who said his name was "Wolfgod."