You tell your boss you might have the document and you might not have it. You start to say something else but he cuts you off by saying that you are fired. Apparently you'd been skating o some pretty thin ice as is. You pack up your things and think that maybe, in the end, this was the best possible outcome.
Two days later you are found dead in your apartment from a gas leak.
YOU HAVE DIED IN A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED MANNER. BUT HEY, AT LEAST THE REST OF THE OFFICE WILL PROBABLY GET A HALF-DAY, SO THERE'S THAT.