You hand over the document. Your boss laughs, then shoves the whole thing in his mouth, causing him to activate his ANCIENT SNAKE FORM. Apparently that paper contained occult runes with the power to transform a human into a giant snake man. At least you assume that's what they were, you'll never know for sure because your boss is currently eating you. You now recall seeing this mentioned as a "potential hazard" in your work contract. You've really got to stop skimming things before signing them.
YOU HAVE DIED IN A COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED MANNER. BUT HEY, AT LEAST THE REST OF THE OFFICE WILL PROBABLY GET A HALF-DAY, SO THERE'S THAT.