You hand over the document. Your boss laughs, then shoves the whole thing in his mouth, causing him to activate his ANCIENT SNAKE FORM. Apparently that paper contained occult runes with the power to transform a human into a giant snake man. You now recall seeing this mentioned as a "potential hazard" in your work contract. You've really got to stop skimming things before signing them.
- USE THE COOL CRYSTAL THAT WEIRD WIZARD GAVE YOU