Choose Your Own Adventure: Office Edition - Image 1

You tell the Sphinx the only riddle you want to solve is how a creature so beautiful could be alone out here in the cosmic void of your subconscious. You lean in and kiss this ancient monstrosity right on her gigantic lips. She invites you back to her place, but nothing happens because you think she might be getting a little clingy and you just got out of a bad relationship.

- TIME TO WAKE UP