First off, why are you on the Internet and not seeing Mean Girls? If your excuse is "I already saw it over the weekend," my question then becomes "Dude, why aren't you seeing Mean Girls a second time?" Bottom line- that movie was mind-blowingly good. And I'm glad Lindsay Lohan's almost 18 and not any younger so we're only stuck with a month or so of douchey guys counting down the days Olsen-style until she's legal. Way to go, Tina Fey. Way to go.
Anyway, inspired by the refreshing aroma of high school love flowing through America's collective conscience, the CollegeHumor writing staff (at least those without finals they had to study for last night) decided to take our best cracks at creating a mega-lame 9th grade love poem. Much like the pseudo-Australian home to the Bloomin' Onion aussietizer, there were no rules.
So here they are, listed below next to each writer's pretty face, in the order I received them (mine is here). Enjoy!
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